Some dogs have a “type”—and this Golden Retriever is making his preferences very clear.
Meet Joey, a lovable pup who has one simple rule in life: if you’re a woman, you’re instantly his favorite person. While some dogs are happy with anyone who offers a quick pat, Joey takes things to another level. As the caption perfectly sums it up, “Joey loves girls, and girls love Joey.”
In a hilarious viral clip set to the iconic “Mambo No. 5,” Joey is seen making his rounds, greeting woman after woman like a total pro. And honestly? He’s thriving. Each new encounter turns into a full-on cuddle session, with Joey soaking up all the attention like he was born for it.
And the internet cannot get enough.
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Viewers flooded the comments with jokes about Joey’s undeniable charm. One person compared him to a certain smooth-talking heartthrob, while another joked that Joey was basically thinking, “Ladies, ladies, there’s only one of me—you’ll have to share.”
Despite the crowd, every single person seems determined to get their turn—and Joey makes sure no one leaves without giving him a proper scratch.
Let’s be real… this dog knows exactly what he’s doing.
Confident, charming, and living his best life surrounded by admirers, Joey isn’t just a good boy—he’s the main character.


“Our” Golden Doodle is really “Her” Golden Doodle!